I hardly blink at the weird pitches I get from PR people these days but this one, this one tops them all! I had to share the email I got from Momlogic on crazy facials. They asked me: would YOU get a sperm facial? Uh, who's sperm do they mean by that? Has it been tested? Yuck! I mean I will go pretty far for beauty but even I have my limits! Apparently women everywhere are shelling out big bucks to have stuff like human placenta, foreskin, and even bird poop slathered on their faces to look younger and wrinkle-free. That's right, BIRD POOP. This actually gives me an idea, perhaps I should start bottling my five year old's urine and selling it to these women. Hmmm.... entrepreneurial mind is ticking away...... Check out the World's Craziest Facials here
And tell me snobs, what do you think of sperm facials? SNOB OR SLOB?
They sound very beneficial to the skin, what with all the nutrients amino acids the sperm, placenta, and poop must secrete. Although I must say, reading this made me gag!
no wonder porn stars look so young!
hahaha