February 2007 Archives

I have a friend. She’s a great girl. She’s beautiful, tall and one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Heads turn to look at her when she walks down the street. There’s just one problem. She’s addicted to tanning. Yes, it’s February,so tans aren’t natural this time of year. Yet she shows up everyday looking like she just stepped off a plane from a month long vacation in Jamaica. Up close her face has an orangish tint to it. It’s weird. And unnatural. And all around gross. I beg you everybody, please, please avoid tanning beds. They’re gross and germ filled and have been proven to cause a certain type of cancer from just moderate tanning. No one is fooled when you show up in February darker than you were in July. They just whisper behind your back about how silly your fake n’ bake looks.