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Britney, what is going on? Forget about your outfit or those shoes, because these days, you get a “Well Done” just for covering up all your baby-making parts. Let’s just concentrate on what’s happening from your neck up. Yes, the paparazzi just shows up everywhere unsuspectingly and nobody can look perfect all the time but it says here that you were headed out for a night on the town. Is it really too much effort to put some powder on your face? Possibly some foundation? Your shiny face makes you look like a clown or a Christmas ornament. Also, sleep might be something you should consider on a regular basis. We know you have two small children at home and I know what a toll that takes even if you have nannies (cuz we only have one each and we’re totally exhausted) but please, invest in some under-eye coverage (I like Clé de Peau’s award winning concealer, which you will read about later). A good foundation that matches your complexion is also important, as you seem to have a rainbow of colors flashin’ on your face right now. Also, please wash, brush and style your hair. Then, the fact that your roots are showing might not be that obvious. K-Fed may have spent a bunch of your money but you can still invest in a few days at a nice spa and most definitely a decent haircut and color. Oh, and please read Beauty Snob, Blogdorf Goodman, All about the Pretty, eBeautydaily, the makeupbag, and themakeupgirl, regularly (all fabulous beauty websites) for tips.
Its all gone a bit tits up for Brit at the moment!
I’ve come to the conclusion that even reading may be too far out of her grasp. She’s just become such a sad, sad story that no one will even bothered to check out the sequel, if there ever is one. Brook , London
TRASH!!
Thank you for helping her.